Thot Patrol: Origins

Description
"Thot Patrol: Origins" is a video that is apart of the Trumpfinity Cinematic Universe. Chronologically, it is the first of five videos within the Thot Patrol plot line.

White House (January 14th, 2019 10:00 PM EST)
At the white house, president Donald Trump is handed a USB flash drive by an agent from an anonymous individual. They insert it into a clean laptop. The flash drive contains a disturbing video that needs to get Kanye West's attention as soon as possible.

Kanye's house (January 15th, 2019 8:00 AM PST)
At Kanye's house, Kanye West is getting suited up. Kim Kardashian asks Kanye where he's going to which he responds that he's going to meet the president. Kim says that he'll be thinking about him and that she loves him. Kanye responds with the same sentence.

At the white house, both Kanye and Trump meet with each other. Trump then asks Kanye to follow him into this room. Inside the room, Trump explains that they're in this room to block electromagnetic fields from coming inside. He then shows Kanye the disturbing video. The video contains both Kim and Kanye in a dark room on January 10th of 2012. In the video, Kim is seen injecting a needle inside of Kanye. With the needle, Kanye is brainwashed by the Thot Army into marrying one of them. Trump then explains that Kanye was deemed as a threat to the thots so they kidnapped him and brainwashed him into becoming a simp for one of them. Trump then tells Kanye that they must exact revenge on the thot that brainwashed him. He also warns Kanye not to mention any of this until they head back to his house because the thots also put a chip inside of him to hear and see his every move; which was way they were in that room.

Kanye's house II (January 15th, 2019 6:00 PM PST)
Back at Kanye's house, both Kanye and Trump confront Kim about what she did to Kanye. So Kim transforms into her true form in order to kill them. Trump then equips a Tommy gun and gives Kanye a R-870 MCS shotgun. They then proceed to open fire. However, they are ineffective against thots. So Trump orders VEGA to open a portal to the alarm bell dimension. Trump then tells Kanye to say "BEGONE THOT!" By saying this, they summoned a magic power to push Kim into the alarm bell dimension.

After this, Trump explains that the magic power they used was called "Thotus Begonus." He also states that it'll weaken any thot affected by it. Kanye then asks how they will cover this up. Trump was already one step ahead of him and created the Kim Bot 9000. To the public's eyes, it looks like Kim Kardashian. But to them, it's a robot.

Kanye thanks Trump for saving him. But before going, Trump offers a proposition for Kanye. He wants to create a group tasked with getting rid of thots in order to make this country great again. Trump asks Kanye if he would like to join, to which he graciously accepts. Trump then states that he'll need to form a squad and already has three people in mind. Lil Nas X, Hank Hill, and Joe Swanson. Trump then says that he'll meet him tomorrow morning and get to recruiting.

Recruiting Lil Nas X (January 16th, 2019 9:00 AM PST)
Nas is the one who sent Trump the flash drive. So Trump reckons that he should become a member of this group. Trump then tells the agent to step on it.

At Nas' house, Nas is seen on the phone talking about how Billy Ray Cyrus wants to hop on his song "Old Town Road" in the future. He accepts this offer. He then hears his doorbell to find both Trump and Kanye. Nas reckons that Kanye knows about the horrible truth. Trump then confirms his question. Trump then tells Nas that he wants to form a team to take down thots. Nas then says that he'd be interested to join. Trump then asks what he wants his signature weapon to be, to which he responds with a Henry rifle. Trump gives Nas the Henry rifle and says that it's been upgraded to take FMJ rounds to easily deal with simps. They all then head to a limousine to go recruit Hank.

Recruiting Hank Hill (January 16th, 2019 3:00 PM CST)
Hank has a hatred towards thots and is married to a trad wife. So Trump thinks he should become a member of this group as well.

In Arlen, Dale Gribble says to Hank that he's gonna go give Nancy Gribble money before she heads off to John Redcorn's place to "get a massage." Sadden, Hank responds with alright. Hank then states that Nancy is a thot ass hoe. Just a moment later, Hank notices the president's limousine is introduced to the rest of the group. Hank is asked to join the group but under one condition. He needs help freeing Dale from Nancy's rule and to eliminate Nancy. Even though Hank's thot kill count is 542, he can't take on Nancy alone because her thot level is 10,000. The group then agrees to help Hank deal with Nancy.

Nancy is then seen outside saying goodbye to Dale before she takes off. However, she is stopped by the group. Kanye says that they're fixing to eliminate her. This causes her to transform into her true self. Hank then quickly asks for some M1911s as his signature weapon. The group then opens fire on Nancy which is ineffective against her. The group then uses the "Thotus Begonus" spell which surprisingly has no affect on her either. Hank then explains that simps give thots power. So their ability to weaken her won't work. Meaning that Dale is giving her power. Nancy then kicks the group to the street.

Dale is then seen holding a knife telling Hank to leave Nancy alone. Hank then tells Dale that he's been brainwashed by Nancy. However, Dale doesn't believe him. Hank then tells Dale to look at his son Joseph because they aren't the same color as each other. Hank then says it's because Nancy has been having sex with John Redcorn and shows him a math picture of what happens when you combine Nancy and John. This causes Dale to finally become free from Nancy's rule. Nancy sees this and determines that Dale needs to die along with the group. The rest of the group then stands up and uses "Thotus Begonus" on her which causes her to become weak. Trump then commands VEGA to open a portal to a thot prison cell.

Before Trump met up with Kanye to recruit, he bought an empty base with a prison. He then states that this base will be their new home. Dale thanks Hank and everyone else for rescuing him. Kanye then asks Hank if he's going to join, to which he accepts. The group then gets in the limousine to go recruit Joe Swanson.

Recruiting Joe Swanson (January 16th, 2019 7:30 PM EST)
Joe is under a curse which weakened him to the point where he needed a wheelchair to move. This curse is called "Thotus Empowermenterus." Trump explains that the way to stop this curse is to destroy a statue which is what controls Joe. Nas then asks Trump how he knows all of this. Trump then says that he and Joe were buddies that would hunt down thots together to cleanse the world. Until one day in 1986. On that day, they were going after Bonnie Swanson. Bonnie aimed the statue at Joe which caused him to become physically weak and mind controlled. She was about to get Trump to. But he quickly ran away.

The group finally arrives at Joe's place. Trump then states that he can't come in since Bonnie knows who he is. So it's up to just Kanye, Nas, and Hank. Inside Joe's house, Bonnie asks Joe if he can take some pictures of her for her premium snapchat. Joe accepts. However, they hear the doorbell. Bonnie then tells Joe that she'll go get it. The group then asks Bonnie if they can see Joe. They claim that they're his cop buddies that need to talk to him about an undercover mission. Bonnie falls for this and allows them inside.

Inside, the group meets Joe. Joe asks them what they're doing here. Hank then asks how Joe got in that wheelchair. Joe then responds with he got shot in the legs while going undercover during a drug bust mission. Nas and Kanye then refute Joe and say that Bonnie was the one responsible for putting him in the wheelchair. Joe then gets offended and demands them to leave before they are arrested for trespassing. In annoyance, the group complies. Back in the living room, the group notices the golden statue that Trump mentioned earlier. So they quickly take it. However, they are caught by Bonnie. They run outside which causes Bonnie to transform into her true self

Outside, the group hands Trump the statue. Trump then burns the statue with holy water. Bonnie then comes outside and greets Trump for not seeing him in a while. The group then uses "Thotus Begonus." However, this has no affect on Bonnie. Nas states that it's not working. Standing with both legs, Joe then comes out and states that they have to use an elemental Thotus Begonus trick. Trump and Joe each reacquaint with each other. Joe then receives his M16 back. Bonnie then throws the limo into the air which causes it to land upside down with the agent inside of it. The group then quickly uses the elemental "Thotus Behonus" trick which is a premium snapchat account ban. With her account gone, Bonnie is powerless. VEGA then opens a portal to another thot prison cell.

The agent is then heard inside the limo demanding for help. The agent states that he lost a lot of blood and is fixing to die. He tells Trump that it was an honor serving with him and that his name is Mr.Black. He then dies in Trump's arms.

Cemetery (January 17th, 2019 3:00 PM EST)
The group are at Mr.Black's grave. They honor him stating that without him, they would've never met up with each other and formed this group. A helicopter then lands for the group. Black's agent partner, Mr.White exits the helicopter. Mr.Black then notices that Mr.White has been buried and explains to the group that he was his agent partner. The group then flies over to the base.

At the base, Trump states that this base is where they'll be taking on assignments to deal with thots. He mentions the underground prison where thots will be captured for the rest of their lives. He also tells the group that it'll be up to them to make sure they don't escape. He then states that the place has an armory, entertainment, and plenty of food and drinks. Kanye is then assigned leader of the group. Before Trump leaves to head back to the White House, Nas asks him what the group will be called. To which he responds with... The Thot Patrol.