Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker argue over who's getting the best head

Description
"Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker argue over who's getting the best head" is a video that is apart of the Trumpfinity Cinematic Universe. It is also the second and final part of the best head plot line.

Pre-Plot
After some time, the Jedi Council discovered that Theodore is getting the best head in the fanmade drawing of the Chipmunks receiving Oral Sex. However, the Sith believed that Alvin was getting the best head before the discovery. The Sith don't want to admit that they were wrong, so they quickly attempt to hide the truth from the public and kill all non-alvinists. The Jedi also discovered that Sheev Palpatine was Darth Sidious and is the leader of the Alvinists. Some Jedi are sent in to arrest Palpatine for being an Alvinist, but were ultimately killed by him and Anakin Skywalker, who was tricked by Palpatine into thinking that Alvin is getting the best head. Order 66 is then launched which caused the Clone Army to eliminate all non-alvinists.

Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda were 2 survivors of Order 66. They end up meeting with each other then fly over to the Jedi Temple at Courscant to search for any survivors. However, clone troopers were already at the temple to ambush and kill any non-alvinists. Fortunately, Obi-Wan and Yoda defeated all of the Clone Troopers at the temple. Inside, Obi-Wan recalibrates the code and warns all surviving Theodorists to stay away. They then view the temple's recordings to discover that Anakin Skywalker is the one responsible for killing all of the Theodorists inside the temple. Palpatine is then seen complimenting Anakin's deeds. Obi-Wan and Yoda then agree to split up to take care of Anakin and Palpatine.

Main Plot
Obi-Wan confronts Anakin stating that only an Alvinist "deals in absolutes" and that he will do what he must. Anakin then responds with "You will try." Both then ignite their lightsabers and begin to duel. During the fight, Anakin states that he should've known that Alvin was getting the best head. Obi-Wan then refutes and says that Theodore is the one getting the best head. Hoping to bring him back to the light. However, Anakin then states that from his point of view, Alvin is indeed receiving the best head. Obi-Wan then tells Anakin that he is lost.

After a long battle, Obi-Wan gets onto high ground and tells Anakin that it's over and that Theodore is receiving the best head. Thinking that Anakin has the power of Alvin on his side, he tells Obi-Wan that he "underestimates his Alvin." Knowing that Anakin is about to do a jump, he tells him not to try it. Anakin doesn't listen and end ups getting three of his limbs chopped off by Obi-Wan's lightsaber.

Seeing Anakin on the ground with only one arm, Obi-Wan un-ignites his lightsaber and says to Anakin that he was the chosen one. That he was suppose to destroy the Alvinist and not join them. And to confirm that Theodore was getting the best head. Not leave it to Alvin. Obi-Wan then picks up Anakin's lightsaber and leaves him to burn next to the molten hot lava.

Post-Plot
Palpatine finds Anakin's burnt up body lying on the ground. He quickly gets him medical attention and puts him inside a black leathery suit. He has now become Darth Vader. After recovering, Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine receive a signal from someone on Earth telling them to meet them inside the Chum Bucket located at Bikini Bottom. The person who sent the message was none other than Plankton. Plankton says that he has heard about the Alvinists and wishes to form a group to take over the world. Palpatine and Vader then agree to join. Shortly afterwards, all three of them meet Bill, Glen Shapiro, and Jeffrey Epstein. They then form the Sinister Six.

Meanwhile, Obi-Wan and Yoda realizes that Theodorists are wanted by the Alvinists across the Galaxy. So Obi-Wan ends up going to Tatooine to hide from the Alvinists. While Yoda ends up flying to Earth to become a member of the Gamer Army. With a little bit of convincing (aka Ketamine), He quickly rises the ranks and becomes a Lieutenant.